i recognize and fully admit that i’m addicted to the internet but considering i could be addicted to drugs or alcohol or sex i think i did pretty good ok
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i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
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if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made
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browsing tumblr while on post limit is like a recovering alcoholic staring into the window of a bar
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being ugly on the internet is nice because you know you’ve earned all your followers instead of getting them b/c youre hot
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this is my favorite thing tyra banks has ever said
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